Swamp Thing

How do I petition to get a swamp in my area?
I think a swamp would be a really fun thing to have, with lots of swamp rats. How can I get the parks service to build one? We have, like, a big lake you could use to make a swamp and there’s already one alligator in it, plus I hear Bigfoot likes the swamp. We also have lots of illegals to help build the swamp.
I think it would be a fun place to take your children to or just to go to and relax, shoot a few rats, and paddle around in a canoe with your banjo.
To expedite the formation of a swamp the exiting water must be stalled or spread out. Just have the illegals raise the exit point to a higher level, or close the exit point and place several small steams in place. You’ll have a swamp in less than a year!
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Swamp Thing [VHS] $9.94 Horror vet Wes Craven wrote and directed this campy swamp romp adapted from the DC Comic of the same name. Adrienne Barbeau stars as cleavangelically blessed government agent Alice Cable, sent to the bayou to guard the brilliant Dr. Alec Holland. Holland is using recombinant DNA to create “a plant with an animal’s aggressive power for survival.” Let’s hope none of that volatile secret formula… |
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Swamp Thing $6.90 Horror vet Wes Craven wrote and directed this campy swamp romp adapted from the DC Comic of the same name. Adrienne Barbeau stars as cleavangelically blessed government agent Alice Cable, sent to the bayou to guard the brilliant Dr. Alec Holland. Holland is using recombinant DNA to create “a plant with an animal’s aggressive power for survival.” Let’s hope none of that volatile secret formula… |