Swamp Thing

How do I petition to get a swamp in my area?
I think a swamp would be a really fun thing to have, with lots of swamp rats. How can I get the parks service to build one? We have, like, a big lake you could use to make a swamp and there’s already one alligator in it, plus I hear Bigfoot likes the swamp. We also have lots of illegals to help build the swamp.
I think it would be a fun place to take your children to or just to go to and relax, shoot a few rats, and paddle around in a canoe with your banjo.
To expedite the formation of a swamp the exiting water must be stalled or spread out. Just have the illegals raise the exit point to a higher level, or close the exit point and place several small steams in place. You’ll have a swamp in less than a year!
Swamp Thing opening theme
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